How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Taurus: You have to understand how the light bulb work first and what we need...
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Leo: Everyone watch me change the light bulb.
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Gemini: Changing light bulb is no fun. Can we do something else?
Aries: While you are wasting time asking such question the light bulb has been changed.
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